"Mildly Unhinged. Extremely Competent." | Heavyweight Tee

For women who have seventeen tabs open, three mugs of tea on the go, and somehow still remembered it was World Book Day.

Soft enough to sleep in.

Respectable enough for Tesco.

Accurate enough to be mildly offensive.

Heavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. Gets better with age (unlike your knees).

Wear it when you're holding it all together.

Or when you're absolutely not.

Like the first Anti-Diaries, these are for the originals.

Launching at £26.

Future editions will be £29.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean