Mildly unhinged. Extremely competent | T-Shirt DARK

For women who look like they’ve got their shit together yet have forgotten whether they locked the front door.

Mildly unhinged. Extremely competent.

For the ones running businesses from the school run, remembering everyone else’s passwords, making questionable decisions and somehow still getting the important stuff done.

Soft enough to sleep in.
Respectable enough for M&S.
Accurate enough to be mildly offensive.

Heavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. Gets better with age, just like Women.

Wear it when you're holding it all together.
Or when you're absolutely not.

Size Guide

Centimeters

SIZE + FIT

Oversized. As intended.
Between sizes? Go smaller.

Bust: Around the fullest part of your chest.
Waist: Around your waist.
Hips: Around the fullest part of your hips.

Garment chest: Armpit to armpit.
Garment length: Neckline to hem.

THE IMPORTANT BITS

230gsm heavyweight certified organic cotton.
Wash cool. Hang dry. Wear repeatedly.

Made in a renewable-energy-powered factory. Vegan, GM-free and made to be remade — scan the QR code inside when you've finally worn it to death.

That's it. It's a very good T-shirt.