The Anti Diary
Mildly unhinged and extremely competent. Monthly planning for women with tabs, departments, and side hustles.
Life resets monthly. Your diary should too.
THe
April
EDITION
Anti-guilt.
Anti-pressure.
Anti-perfection.
Undated. Minimal. Built for real life, not perfection.
One month. One container. Infinite ways to use it.
Annual diaries die in March. We all know it.
The Edition
£13.99
Wild / Minimal
Available 1st–8th
A monthly container for your brain, somewhere to catch the ideas, appointments, dread, genius, rage, shopping lists and passing ambitions before they evaporate.
Anti-rules
Anti-goal pressure
Anti-dehydration taunts.
How it works
Billed on the 1st
Edition window: 1st–8th
Swap, pause or cancel anytime during the window.
Midnight on the 8th:
Edition locks. (Cinderella rules.)
Delivered 25th–28th
No minimum commitment.
Founding price: £12.99/month
Keep this price as long as you stay subscribed.
(It’s our love language.)
The Anti Diary Promise
Try it for a month.
Return it lived-in, Refund granted.
The Anti-Diary isn’t cocky.
She’s confident.
Why Subscribe?
So you never have to remember to reorder.
And for the tiny thrill of new colour in your post.
(It matters.)
Choose your Energy: Wild or Minimal.
Pickup currently not available
Missed this month? Sign up to get an email about the next months edition drop.
Annual diaries assume you’re consistent. Monthly assumes you’re human.
CAN'T WAIT?
Need one now? The Original (OG) Collection ships this week.
Undated. Minimal. Built for real life, not perfection.
Anti-guilt. Anti-pressure. Anti-perfection.
One month. One container. Infinite ways to use it.
The Anti Diary
For those who’ve kissed too many frogs and are rightfully wary of commitment.
One month to test the theory...
.... That a diary can make your life feel less like a browser with 1,829 tabs open.
The Anti-Diary isn’t inspirational. It’s competent. It catches the balls before they drop, keeps your days in straight lines, and makes you look suspiciously on top of things.
Try it for a month.
Return it lived-in,
Refund granted.
The Anti-Diary isn’t cocky.
She’s confident.
New drops on the 1st of every month, until sold out.
Drops sell out.
Subscriptions don’t.
*OG subscription follow the same rules as the Edition above.
Swap, Pause, Cancel anytime,
Do nothing, it arrives anyway.
£13.99
Pickup currently not available
Monthly planning for the chronically capable and occasionally unhinged.
ANTI-cipated Things
Not inspirational. Just highly functional
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Choose Wild or Minimal. We reveal the next edition colour 1st of the Month. You can swap, pause or cancel during the reveal window. At midnight on the final day, it locks and prints.
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It works for mums.
It also works for people with five jobs and no children, or three houseplants and delusions of grandeur. -
Yes!! It was made by one.
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You get a bloody new one next month. The Anti Diary doesn't care.
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If you can cancel Netflix, you can cancel us. It’s not a cult. (Yet.)
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Because annual systems were designed for suits. Monthly systems were designed for actual life, women and overwhelm.
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Not yet!
Not bullet journaling. Bullet dodging.
The Pages
Curious?
Everyone uses it differently. That’s the point
