{"product_id":"mildly-unhinged-extremely-competent-t-shirt-dark-1","title":"Mildly unhinged. Extremely competent | T-Shirt DARK","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor women who look like they’ve got their shit together yet have forgotten whether they locked the front door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMildly unhinged. Extremely competent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor the ones running businesses from the school run, remembering everyone else’s passwords, making questionable decisions and somehow still getting the important stuff done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eSoft enough to sleep in.\u003cbr\u003eRespectable enough for M\u0026amp;S.\u003cbr\u003eAccurate enough to be mildly offensive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. 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