{"product_id":"everyone-fucks-off-september-t-shirt-dark","title":"I Am The Soup | September Edition Tee DARK","description":"\u003cp\u003eSeptember has always felt more like a beginning than January.\u003cbr\u003eLess pressure. Better knitwear.\u003cbr\u003eAnd just enough change in the air to make you wonder if you might be changing too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI AM THE SOUP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWATCH ME BUTTERFLY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone currently somewhere between a minor breakdown and a beautiful transformation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavyweight organic cotton tee for starting again, changing your mind and sitting in the car for ten minutes because nobody can ask you for anything there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe September Edition. Available this month only. Then it’s gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in.\u003cbr\u003eRespectable enough for the school run.\u003cbr\u003eOptimistic enough to suggest transformation.\u003cbr\u003eHonest enough to admit it currently looks like soup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrganic cotton. Relaxed fit. 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