{"title":"WEARABLE'S","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"mildly-unhinged-extremely-competent-t-shirt-1","title":"Mildly unhinged. Extremely competent | T-Shirt LIGHT","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor women who look like they’ve got their shit together yet have forgotten whether they locked the front door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMildly unhinged. 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Extremely competent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor the ones running businesses from the school run, remembering everyone else’s passwords, making questionable decisions and somehow still getting the important stuff done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eSoft enough to snuggle in.\u003cbr\u003eWarm enough for Tesco's.\u003cbr\u003eAccurate enough to be mildly offensive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. Gets better with age, just like Women. 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Too emotional. Too ambitious. Too opinionated. Too difficult. Took up too much space, asked for too much and refused to make themselves smaller just to make everybody else more comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuiet enough to look like a very nice T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003eAccurate enough to be mildly threatening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. Gets better with age, just like women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCentimeters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e8\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e12\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e14\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e16\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e18\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eBust\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e84\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e88\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e92\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e97\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e103\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e108\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWaist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e66\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e70\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e75\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e80\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e85\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e91\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eHips\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e91\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e99\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e104\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e109\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e116\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment Chest\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e55\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e57\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e59\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e61\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e64\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e67\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment Length\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e64\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e65\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e66\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e67\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e68\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"1\" rowspan=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e69\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSIZE + FIT\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOversized. As intended.\u003cbr\u003eBetween sizes? Go smaller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBust:\u003c\/strong\u003e Around the fullest part of your chest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWaist:\u003c\/strong\u003e Around your waist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHips:\u003c\/strong\u003e Around the fullest part of your hips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGarment chest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Armpit to armpit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGarment length:\u003c\/strong\u003e Neckline to hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE IMPORTANT BITS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e230gsm heavyweight certified organic cotton.\u003cbr\u003eWash cool. Hang dry. Wear repeatedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade in a renewable-energy-powered factory. Vegan, GM-free and made to be remade — scan the QR code inside when you've finally worn it to death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat's it. 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