{"title":"SWEATSHIRTS","description":"\u003cp\u003efor softies.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mildly-unhinged-extremely-competent-oversized-sweat","title":"Mildly unhinged. Extremely competent | Oversized Sweat LIGHT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor women who look like they’ve got their shit together yet have forgotten whether they locked the front door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMildly unhinged. Extremely competent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eFor the ones running businesses from the school run, remembering everyone else’s passwords, making questionable decisions and somehow still getting the important stuff done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eSoft enough to snuggle in.\u003cbr\u003eWarm enough for Tesco's.\u003cbr\u003eAccurate enough to be mildly offensive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family:GelatoSans, sans-serif;\"\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Relaxed fit. Gets better with age, just like Women. 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